Many of my peer journalists won’t touch this subject with a ten-foot pole, and honestly, I can’t blame them. Those folks are working their asses off to keep their sites growing and to not get enfulfed by all of the political bullshit that has been popping up lately regarding, well, everything. I personally have jack shit to lose. This is my very own one-man operation, so whoever doesn’t like this can go get fucked.
Can Sharon Osbourne and the rest of the Osbourne “klan” do anything more to rape Ozzy Osbourne of any worthy legacy completely? In all honesty, starting back in 1994, when she got him back on the road after only two years of retirement, Sharon had no qualms about anything she would do from that day until his death to destroy any legacy he might leave behind completely.
Ozzy was barely ashes before Sharon started her unapologetic grifting. First, it was the release of the “Prince of Darkness” cologne, where you too could smell like Ozzy (when he was alive, of course) for a mere $378 for a three-ounce bottle. Then there was the announcement that Ozzfest would continue as a thing without Ozzy. Sharon revealed that she and Ozzy discussed the revival before his passing. He gave the festival his blessing, believing the Ozzfest brand was strong enough to continue without him. I’m pretty sure this translates into “I told Ozzy this was what was going to happen after he kicked the bucket, and he woke up briefly and said, ‘Ok, darling, ‘ and went back to sleep.
I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if she didn’t have him signing papers on his deathbed to crush his legacy. I’m surprised we haven’t seen “Buy Ozzy’s toenails” yet. I mean, why not? We already had her selling cans of Liquid Death containing Ozzy’s DNA (aka his spit). The Ozzy Osbourne $450 Liquid Death stunt is an exclusive collector’s item. Instead of a beverage you can casually drink, Liquid Death sold ten 100% lab-sealed specimen jars, each containing a single can drunk and crushed by Ozzy, retaining trace amounts of his DNA and a handwritten signature. This is as asinine, if not 100x more so, than when the manager for Detroit’s Whittier Hotel, where the Beatles stayed after a concert, sold 1″ squares of the unwashed bedsheets from their rooms.
And how about the announcement of AI Ozzy? According to Sharon and spawn Jack, fans will now be able to interact with a lifelike, “digital DNA” version of Ozzy that moves, speaks, and responds in his exact voice. How is that not fucking creepy? Many fans thought that this was absolutely tasteless and just downright ridiculous. Jack and Sharon have defended the project, stating that it is “tasteful” and that they discussed it with Ozzy before his death in July 2025. They emphasize it is an innovative way to ensure the Prince of Darkness is never forgotten, rather than pretending he is still alive. When fans called her and Jack out for being grifters with this obscene cash grab, Sharon and her kid were quick to fire back in an interview with Consequence: “Well, you know what, technology moves on,” she says. “And I’m sorry for those people. I’m not asking you to come. I don’t want your fucking money. I don’t need your fucking money. I’m doing very well.”
Jack opened his piehole and managed to spit out, “Either we do it, or someone else is gonna do it. And for me, it’s not about pretending he’s still alive. It’s making sure he’s never forgotten.”
So it’s not about the money? You don’t want our money, Sharon? Really? So, is the opportunity to talk to E-Ozzy going to be free? Probably not. No news on the cost of this really fucking weird grift, but as soon as I hear, I’ll be back to bitch about it.
And finally, the big “FUCK YOU” goes to the surviving Osbournes for being a bunch of Trump-loving MAGA bootlickers. Ozzy had many choice words for our residing dictator, Donald Trump. Ozzy called out Trump for his mishandling of the COVID-19 pandemic, saying, “In my lifetime, I’ve never known anything like this,” he told Rolling Stone. “It’s getting worse, not better. And this guy’s acting like a fool.”
Ozzy also said, “Donald Trump is a felon, right? Correct me if I’m wrong, felons can’t own a gun. He can’t own a gun, but he could start World War III on his own.”
Ozzy was a very vocal and active LGBTQ+ ally, famously standing by the community as far back as the 1980s, when he used his platform to condemn discrimination. His long-standing support included:
AIDS Crisis Support: In 1989, when his guitarist made homophobic remarks at a Long Beach concert, Osbourne publicly apologized for the incident and made financial donations to AIDS Walk Long Beach and local LGBTQ+ charities.
Condemning Hate Groups: In 2010, the Westboro Baptist Church used his song “Crazy Train” to promote anti-LGBTQ+ messages outside the Supreme Court. Osbourne released a public statement expressing that he was “sickened and disgusted” by their actions and reiterated that he does not condone any form of discrimination.
Long-Term Allyship: Throughout his career, he remained a steadfast and progressive supporter of queer rights, which led to him being widely remembered as a trailblazer for LGBTQ+ equality in the rock and metal community.
So what do the Osbournes do? Well, they honor his feelings, words, and fundamentals. Just kidding. They arrived at the White House to receive an “award” from MAGA Mike Johnson, where they very proudly and happily posed for a photo with him.
And, on top of it all, Jack Osbourne, again, PROUDLY, posted this:
So, Jack, I hope you and your goofy-ass-looking wife had a great time watching a bunch of oiled-up, sweaty men rolling around on the ground with each other the same way your leader did. You are proud to be at an event that cost taxpayers dollars, that defaced the front lawn of the Capitol, and that completely fucked up the reflecting pool by draining it and then refilling it, causing it to become overrun with algae. You are proud to be at an entertainment event put on by a pedophile rapist convicted felon.
This kind of shit speaks volumes about the kind of people the Osbournes are. If he had lived and I saw Ozzy participating in these things, I would’ve said the same things about him, but since he’s not here to defend himself, I can only go off what was said in the press about his political views regarding this administration.
Osbournes, fuck you all, and I honestly hope you all rot in a chamber of piss and spite.
In the immortal words of Suicidal Tendencies‘ Mike Muir: “And if I offended you, oh, I’m sorry, but maybe you need to be offendedbut here’s my apology, and one more thing. Fuck you”
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Southeast of Heaven
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