White Wizzard Bassist Is Lookin’ For Love

The other day a buddy of mine sent me a link to a Craig’s List ad that literally sent coffee flying out of my nose and onto my keyboard forcing me to unplug it and shake it out.  The link was originally located at http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/m4w/2572708258.html but has since been “Removed by the author.”  Thank hell for screen captures:

That’s right folks.  Our old buddy Leon Pimentel, Jr. (aka. Jon Leon) is lookin’ for love on Craig’s List.  So I just can’t figure out what is funnier about this post.  Is it his pouty little fish lips?  Is it the fact that he called himself “cute”?  Is it that he expects anyone to believe that he’s 29 years old?  Call it whatever you want.  There’s a good chance that this was a fake ad done up by some rival former bandmate but that could be any of 1,000 people at this point.  Even if the ad was fake, that picture isn’t and there’s no getting outta that one!  Either way, it was funny as hell and something that I just had to share.  Mr. Pimentel makes it so easy.  He just keeps settin’ it up for us and we just keep takin’ ’em down.  As my buddy Jammin’ Jaymz said, “It’s too easy.  Like shooting babies in a barrel.”

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