Remember Iced Earth shitty guitarist/shitty songwriter/insurrectionist/domestic terrorist/snowflake loser Jon Schaffer? Yeah, you know. That guy from that shitty band who thought he was a tough guy Trumper that was above the law?
At approximately 2:40 p.m., as legislators and their staff were being evacuated to secure locations, Schaffer, still wearing his Oath Keepers hat and tactical vest, and still carrying on his person bear spray-positioned himself at the front of a large mob that broke open the Capitol building doors being guarded by four Capitol Police officers wearing riot gear. Schaffer was among the first six individuals to push past the damaged doors and into the building, forcing the officers to retreat. As the mob swelled inside, and officers were being assaulted, Schaffer and other members of the mob continued to advance while aggressively gesturing toward a row of five to six backpedaling officers trying to maintain a security line in front of them. The officers’ effort quickly failed as Schaffer and the rest of the mob overwhelmed the officers, who ultimately deployed a chemical irritant to disperse the mob.
When Schaffer unlawfully entered the Capitol building, he was aware that the Joint Session to certify the Electoral College results had commenced and that the Vice President had announced that he did not intend to stop the certification. Wearing a tactical vest and armed with bear spray, Schaffer unlawfully entered the building with the purpose of influencing, affecting, and retaliating against the conduct of government by stopping or delaying the Congressional proceeding by intimidation or coercion.
Schaffer admits that his belief that the Electoral College results were fraudulent is not a legal justification for unlawfully entering the Capitol building and using intimidation to influence, stop, or delay the Congressional proceeding.
So what would any other proud patriot like Jon Schaffer do at the hands of a judge and jury do? Well, he would throw the very people he pledged his allegiance to (The Oath Keepers) under to bus in order to serve a reduced jail sentence. What a stand up guy, right? Well it turns out that this bad ass domestic terrorist wasn’t as tough as he was. I guess when you’re part of a gigantic white trash mob you are invincible but when having to serve time for your crime, you become a whiney little snowflake.
Schaffer called his jail sentence “two months of hell” as he was met with death threats and apparently had shit and piss thrown at him. Kind of ironic since he’s been throwing shit music at people for decades. Here’s what was stated about his jail time:
According to a statement from Schaffer’s attorney, Marc J. Victor during a detention hearing, he said Schaffer was being targeted by other inmates. “My client, who is presumed innocent, has just gone through two months of hell where other people were throwing feces at him and urine at him and threatening his life in a horrible, horrible situation.”
Due to Schaffer’s high-profile status, he was placed in what’s called “administrative segregation.” He was kept away from the general population of the jail for safety concerns. It apparently didn’t work because Schaffer feared for his life.
So being a member of Iced Earth is “high profile?” That’s fucking hilarious. He “feared for his life.” So now our little snowflake is now up for bail:
Schaffer’s bail is under the following conditions:
- He must submit to court supervision in Indiana.
- He must surrender his passport and international traveling documents
- He must stay out of Washington D.C., outside of court hearings and attorney meetings
- He will be permitted to travel within the US with notice to pretrial services
- He cannot possess any firearms or explosive devices, even legally. Firearms must be removed from his home.
I wonder if he now knows how those police officers felt who were trying to protect our nation’s capitol on January 6th. Sorry , Jon but don’t write a check that your ass can’t cash. I’m more than happy that this guy had the experience that he had in prison. My only complaint is that he didn’t have to endure it for a longer time. Shit people deserve shit treatment… literally and metaphorically. The good news is that according to his bail conditions, we won’t have to see him or his shitty music out on the road for a long, long time.
Good riddance you fucking tool.
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