{"id":7734,"date":"2011-09-02T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T11:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/southeastofheaven.com\/?p=7734"},"modified":"2011-09-01T08:59:36","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T12:59:36","slug":"white-wizzard-bassist-is-lookin-for-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/?p=7734","title":{"rendered":"White Wizzard Bassist Is Lookin’ For Love"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day a buddy of mine sent me a link to a Craig’s List ad that literally sent coffee flying out of my nose and onto my keyboard forcing me to unplug it and shake it out.\u00a0 The link was originally located at http:\/\/losangeles.craigslist.org\/sfv\/m4w\/2572708258.html but has since been “Removed by the author.”\u00a0 Thank hell for screen captures:<\/p>\n

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That’s right folks.\u00a0 Our old buddy Leon Pimentel, Jr. (aka. Jon Leon) is lookin’ for love on Craig’s List.\u00a0 So I just can’t figure out what is funnier about this post.\u00a0 Is it his pouty little fish lips?\u00a0 Is it the fact that he called himself “cute”?\u00a0 Is it that he expects anyone to believe that he’s 29 years old?\u00a0 Call it whatever you want.\u00a0 There’s a good chance that this was a fake ad done up by some rival former bandmate but that could be any of 1,000 people at this point.\u00a0 Even if the ad was fake, that picture isn’t and there’s no getting outta that one!\u00a0 Either way, it was funny as hell and something that I just had to share.\u00a0 Mr. Pimentel makes it so easy.\u00a0 He just keeps settin’ it up for us and we just keep takin’ ’em down.\u00a0 As my buddy Jammin’ Jaymz said, “It’s too easy.\u00a0 Like shooting babies in a barrel.”<\/p>\n

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The other day a buddy of mine sent me a link to a Craig’s List ad that literally sent coffee flying out of my nose and onto my keyboard forcing me to unplug it and shake it out.\u00a0 The link was originally located at http:\/\/losangeles.craigslist.org\/sfv\/m4w\/2572708258.html but has since been “Removed by the author.”\u00a0 Thank hell for screen captures: That’s right folks.\u00a0 Our old buddy Leon Pimentel, Jr. (aka. Jon Leon) is lookin’ for love on Craig’s List.\u00a0 So I just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[277],"tags":[672,458],"class_list":["post-7734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-news","tag-jon-leon","tag-white-wizzard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}