{"id":323,"date":"2008-10-09T22:14:52","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T02:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greatsouthernbrainfart.wordpress.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2008-10-09T22:14:52","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T02:14:52","slug":"motley-crue-movie-is-a-no-go-yay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"Motley Crue Movie Is A No Go&#8230; YAY!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I don&#8217;t believe in God but there must be some higher power up there that stopped this from happening.\u00a0 Turns out that MTV Productions\/Paramount Pictures were originally slated to release a movie version of the band&#8217;s 2001 memoir &#8220;The Dirt&#8221;.\u00a0 The film&#8217;s director Larry Charles even said that &#8220;The Dirt&#8221; was &#8220;so much better than they deserve, the book, because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motleycrue.com\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>M\u00d6TLEY CR\u00dcE<\/strong><\/a> is a crappy band but (author <strong>Neil Strauss<\/strong>) wrote a really epic book about them. It&#8217;s really fascinating.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wow, so even the director of their movie thinks they&#8217;re a crappy band!\u00a0 There are so many other bands that I&#8217;d rather see a movie about but really&#8230; do we really need another &#8220;sex, drugs and rock &amp; roll&#8221; movie?\u00a0 Matter of fact, if you wanna see a movie like this, just go watch &#8220;This Is Spinal Tap&#8221; instead.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, the world needs a movie about Motley Crue about as much as the worlds needs a new Guns N&#8217; Roses record.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I don&#8217;t believe in God but there must be some higher power up there that stopped this from happening.\u00a0 Turns out that MTV Productions\/Paramount Pictures were originally slated to release a movie version of the band&#8217;s 2001 memoir &#8220;The Dirt&#8221;.\u00a0 The film&#8217;s director Larry Charles even said that &#8220;The Dirt&#8221; was &#8220;so much better than they deserve, the book, because M\u00d6TLEY CR\u00dcE is a crappy band but (author Neil Strauss) wrote a really epic book about them. It&#8217;s really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[277],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}