{"id":1838,"date":"2010-02-17T07:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greatsouthernbrainfart.wordpress.com\/?p=1838"},"modified":"2015-03-20T13:21:33","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T17:21:33","slug":"twisted-sister-saved-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southeastofheaven.com\/?p=1838","title":{"rendered":"Twisted Sister Saved My Life!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/southeastofheaven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/twistedsister.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4700\" src=\"https:\/\/southeastofheaven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/twistedsister.jpg\" alt=\"twistedsister\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>How many times have you heard someone say, &#8220;Music saved my life?&#8221;\u00a0 Probably more times than you can count and in many ways, it sounds like the cheesiest thing someone could say.\u00a0 For me, this is a true statement.\u00a0 Let me take you back in time to 1984.\u00a0 As many of my loyal readers already know by now, this is around the time that I was first turned on to Hard Rock and Metal music as a kid.\u00a0 Anyways, 1984\u00a0 There I am, a fat, awkward kid with the worst bowl cut ever going to Catholic school.\u00a0 That right there is enough to make one want end life but I&#8217;ll digress.\u00a0 Anyway, there I was.\u00a0 Fat, awkward and wanting nothing but to be included and accepted.\u00a0 Just like any kid, I wanted to belong so I tried my best.\u00a0 I listened to the radio just so I could talk about Prince and Duran Duran only to be made fun of when I didn&#8217;t know some other trendy group.\u00a0 No matter what, I just couldn&#8217;t win.\u00a0 I was made fun of, I was called names and I was even beaten up after school on a pretty regular basis.\u00a0 I was flat out fucking miserable and I was just ready for any way out.\u00a0 I skipped school, hid from my folks and did just about anything to avoid having to go back to school.\u00a0 Then I started to literally think about offing myself just to get out of it.\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t take anymore and I felt that nobody understood or had my back.\u00a0 I was sent to a therapist who did little to nothing but say that I would eventually grow out of it.\u00a0 I was fucking 11!\u00a0 There&#8217;s no way I wanted to go through another year of this shit much less multiple years.\u00a0 I would eventually meet one guy who would accept me for who I was.\u00a0 His name was Jimmy.\u00a0 Along with his older brother, he turned me onto Heavy Metal Music and it showed me a world full of others like me where I could be understood and belong.\u00a0 Of all those bands, one particular band spoke to me in volume and became my saviors.\u00a0 That band was Twisted Sister.<\/p>\n<p>Twisted Sister&#8217;s &#8220;Stay Hungry&#8221; album became MY therapy.\u00a0 I remember listening to this cassette while sitting on my bed alone in my bedroom and finally feeling like there was someone out there that understood me.\u00a0 &#8220;We&#8217;re Not Gonna Take It&#8221;, &#8220;I Wanna Rock&#8221;, and even &#8220;The Price&#8221; became songs that spoke not just to me but for me.\u00a0 Wow, these guys totally get me.\u00a0 How could a band that doesn&#8217;t even know I exist know me so well?\u00a0 That&#8217;s because I wasn&#8217;t alone and that there were probably millions of &#8220;me&#8221; out there and this band got it.\u00a0 They were &#8220;my&#8221; band.\u00a0 They were &#8220;our&#8221; band and they were the band that showed me that no matter what, I just had to roll with the punches and never compromise who I was and what I was.\u00a0 So just like the kid in the video, I started wearing a Twisted Sister button on my uniform.\u00a0 I shit you not.\u00a0 I would go to the record store and I would buy ever Twisted Sister button I could buy because everytime Sister Stickupherass would take my button away and send me to the office, I would just show up the next day with a new one.\u00a0 It was my statement and it was ME and they weren&#8217;t going to take that away from me.\u00a0 Eventually they won by sending me home and my dad basically telling me that I had to stop doing it because eventually they throw me out of school.\u00a0 Ok, so I abide but I didn&#8217;t give in.\u00a0 I drew the &#8220;TS&#8221; 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on repeat about 10-15 times.\u00a0 I just knew what I had to do.\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t take it any more.\u00a0 The next day at school, with yet another Twisted Sister button on my uniform, I was keeping to myself on the playground as usual when the kid who had been kicking my ass every day for 2 years straight approached me.\u00a0 He looks at me and goes, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe you came to school today.\u00a0 You&#8217;re dumber than I thought.\u00a0 Now lick my shoe&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0 His friends all behind him laughing at me.\u00a0 He took a step in to push me and with Twisted Sister in my mind and in my heart (I could almost hear them them say &#8220;DO IT DON!&#8221;), I closed my eyes, made a fist and swung my arm with everything I had.\u00a0 I opened my eyes ready to get the beating of my life but instead, I saw him lying on the ground, his nose bleeding like a stuck pig.\u00a0 He was crying and yelling &#8220;you hit me!\u00a0 you broke my nose!&#8221;\u00a0 His friends tore off running and I was suspended from school for 3 days in which I was told to write him a letter of apology.\u00a0 I flat out refused to write the letter but I took my 3 day suspension with my head held high.<\/p>\n<p>After that, guess what?\u00a0 I still wasn&#8217;t cool.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t popular and I wasn&#8217;t accepted by the kids but ya know what?\u00a0 I was left alone.\u00a0 I ate my lunch in peace, I hung out at recess and read my Circus magazines without being disturbed and after school, I waited for my mom to pick me up out front instead of hiding behind the building only to run out when I saw her car.\u00a0 From that day on, I walked differently, I talked differently and I was just a completely different person.\u00a0 Twisted Sister pulled the person out of me that was deep down and afraid to come out.\u00a0 As I got older, I made friends and met people who accepted me for who I am.\u00a0 I never compromised my integrity or who I was.\u00a0 Today, at 36 years old, I&#8217;m a different person.\u00a0 I discovered other styles of music and have even become a folksinger\/songwriter.\u00a0 While I might be a different person in that fact, I have never hidden or denied who I was and where I came from.\u00a0 I still love all those songs and bands that I did back when and to this day, Twisted Sister brings a smile to my face.\u00a0 I just recently picked up a copy of one of their Twisted Sister: The Videos DVD with all their videos and their 1984 concert from San Bernadino.\u00a0 I just watched it with a three mile smile and remembered just what Twisted Sister did for me.\u00a0 Every kid should have a &#8220;Twisted Sister&#8221; 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